you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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