God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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