Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
we're so committed to being not committed
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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