ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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