The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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