sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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