ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i think i have two assholes
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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