Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
This is the high leading the old right now
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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