drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
