Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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