I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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