the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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