it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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