I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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