I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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