But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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