How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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