I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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