Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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