I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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