she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
what day is it and did you see me today?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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