what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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