Porn is love you can see.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
how does that bad decision feel?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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