I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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