I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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