turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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