I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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