just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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