she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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