Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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