Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Pappa wants mamma naked
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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