He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
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