I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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