I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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