Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Randomize
