worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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