I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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