Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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