I wannas sexs uuuuu
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
