haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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