oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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