Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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