Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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