Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
do herpes really smell.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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