He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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