I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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