fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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