All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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