So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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