As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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