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I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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